Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee Funny or sending a caffeine-fueled selfie

or sending a caffeine-fueled selfie to your group chat

Ever find yourself nodding through a conversation

Made for the marriage that survives on brutal honesty and open windows

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Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee Funny or sending a caffeine-fueled selfieWhen your salad is silently judging you and all you can think is, Isnt cheese technically a vegetable? Ugh, yes! If youve ever found yourself making direct eye contact with lettuce and dreaming of a cheesy slice, you need this shirt just to keep it real. Lets be honest, salads are fine but pizza is a vibe. The Just A Girl Staring At A Salad & Wishing It Was Pizza Tee is a funny shirt that says what every carb loving heart is actually thinking. Throw